Pascians are a race of little creatures from an unknown location in the galaxy. Since entering Alliance territory they have rapidly spread throughout known space. They are possibly the most overwhelming annoying creatures ever unleashed upon the Universe by a vengeful god.

Pascians have three retractable tentacles which they use to manipulate objects. They are a primitive race that does not really comprehend technology but can readily use anything explained to them. Dranits use them as a food source.


  • They breed and grow rapidly.
  • Constant pointless yammering.
  • Resemble walking bowling pins.
  • Create and enjoy terrible puns.
  • Irritating tendency to imitate others.
  • Uncanny knack for gambling and games of chance.